I was fifteen years old and getting very nervous. The ubiquitous phrase “Sixteen and Never Been Kissed” had been in my lexicon for several years. The prospect of reaching the 16 benchmark un-kissed was weighing heavily on my adolescent being. The utter humiliation would surely affect me for the rest of my life. Without question … Continue reading First Kiss

Just after the turn of the century, I had my first colonoscopy procedure. In those days, you took a series of special drinks and pills that completely emptied your digestive system before the procedure. After they put you out with anesthesia, they pumped air into your bowels so the camera could spot any signs of … Continue reading Fantastic Flatulence